Thursday, March 10, 2011

embarrassed



When we moved to Mexico there were many things that I had not ever seen!

I am going to quote my little nephew on this one...he said, "...in Mexico there are lots of dogs, and lots of chips."

Lots of dogs is definitely an understatement. There are stray dogs EVERYWHERE. They get into the school yards, church foyers (yes, it has happened, more than once), sometimes even stores. And you can count on dogs getting in your yard to leave you nice surprises and take off with anything left out.

I'd never seen so many dogs in all my life. Then it happened...I saw two dogs STUCK together!!!! I didn't know what to make of this sight. I was mortified and disgusted.  I couldn't understand why these dogs were dragging each other around, because they were obviously done with the "act" of mating. 

I expressed this horrid sight and concern to Garrett and he said, "I know you are not going to believe me so here...". He then handed me the phone and his DAD was on the other line. 

My poor father-in-law, with a slight chuckle in his voice, proceeded to explain to me how dogs MATE. He made sure to get all the anatomical words correct too! 

I think my face turned every shade of red! Thank heavens he was just on the phone!! I was so embarrassed that I don't think I could look at my Father-in-law in the eyes for several days after wards. And I was furious with Garrett for passing me off to his DAD to explain this!

I got K9 Sex 101...from my father-in-law!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Does this happen at your house??





All of THIS results from those magical words...

TIME TO PRACTICE THE PIANO!




The moaning...and groaning...the tears...music thrown on the floor...
threats of having to play each piece 10 times instead of 5...

then...

the magical cure...

a threat to post her tantrum pictures on the internet!

Her frown turned upside down...into a smile...so she wouldn't be embarassed...

and so everyone would know how much she LOVES to practice the piano!


Tuesday, March 8, 2011

the great debate


I have a new SUV that I love to drive. It comfortably fits our family of 6 and I am always using it to haul around stuff and extra bodies.

I have officially "moved" into this vehicle. It has my lip gloss in the ash-tray and my tweezers on the dash. My library of CD's are in the middle console and my two car seats are installed and not going anywhere....until my hubs announced that we would be PARKING the car!

Ever since we got married we have always had a nice, new car...that we LOOK at and don't drive! My husband is a believer in "saving" the vehicles. 

My argument is....then WHY buy it??? Who buys a car (that you desperately need) to sit and stare at?!

He is afraid that the sun will beat down on it, since we don't have a garage, and the paint will fade. Well, our SUV is WHITE!! And since we don't have a garage, he wants to park our car at his parents house, in their garage!

I can't tell you how many times I have grabbed the two babies to run out to the car, late to pick up the kids at school, only to find that the car won't start. I then have to huff it...a few blocks...to his parents house to retrieve my perfectly functioning car. AHHH!

Then he will argue that it is getting "trashed" by our 4 lovely children. That is an insult to me because I wash it weekly, I don't let the kids eat in the car, and they have to take everything OUT of the car that they brought IN to the car...daily! I think it is in GREAT shape.

In exchange for parking my new car he has given me a Ford Topaz (from the 60's) to drive. Just kidding, I don't know the year but it was before they enforced seat belts...because there are NONE in this vehicle. It is a beautiful shade of peeling, crackled silver...and it doesn't go into first gear! It only has two doors and the front seats don't lock into place so if you hits the brakes hard the kids can go flying into your seat pushing you into the windshield. It's a beauty!

And so we have debated for many years whether or not we should drive our new vehicles.

His argument....PRESERVATION!

My argument...PRACTICALITY!

Monday, March 7, 2011

march winds

today is laundry day. 

the wind is blowing like crazy. 

the month of march we get hurricane strength winds.
it makes me feel bad for those who have to hang their laundry out to dry.
there is dirt blowing everywhere since we are surrounded by farms and unpaved roads.

my dryer broke last summer so I had to hang my clothes out to dry.

I can't tell you how many times I would find bird doo-doo on the clean clothes.

my kids loved to play in the hanging sheets. it was their new fortress.

i guess i love having the option to dry my clothes in the dryer or outside in the clean SUMMER air.

march is definitely NOT the time to be hanging your clean clothes out to dry...outside!



Sunday, March 6, 2011

the garden

it is almost that time of year...again.
we have a garden...as do most in our town.
i asked garrett if he would help me plant a garden and he agreed.
little did i know his idea of a garden was like having another farm!
it takes a full-time team to keep the "garden" under control.
when the plants start producing you need to be prepared to receive tons...literally...of fresh produce.
this is when home bottling skills come in handy
or
an extra large deep freeze.
there is a small window of opportunity to distribute, can, or gift the veggies before they go bad
so
you have to act fast!
i am extending an open invitation to those interested in bottling to come and join me any or every summer.
 this is the area of our yard that we have dedicated to the garden. as you can see, it is bigger than the lot our house sits on. that's what you get with a farmer for a husband.


Saturday, March 5, 2011

my pony

Living out in the country we have lots of animals. Not your traditional "farm" animals but...animals.

We have dogs, cats and horses. 

For my daughter's birthday I decided to get her a pony...one of her very own.

As you can tell, we went through a 3 Amigo's phase.

Little did we know...our pony was pregnant when we bought her. 

We woke up one morning to 2 ponies!! 

These little horses are very tame and follow you around the yard, like the dog. 

In fact, they are about the same size as our dog.

I love living where my kids can be comfortable with animals and can run and play outside whenever they want.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Mexican Coke

The Coke in Mexico is a lot different than the Coke in the States.

It is a sweet treat and once you taste one you will have a hard time going back to the other.

They have a stronger flavor and are very bubbly.

The people here claim that it is the only thing that properly washes down the greasy tacos.

No meal is complete without a Mexican Coke...in a glass bottle.

Here they have a "Coke Man" who will come to your door to pick up your empty coke bottles and replace them with full ones.

Just like the milk man...only he's the COKE man.

There are Coca-Cola advertisements on just about every building.

Coke is the unofficial mascot of Mexico.


You cannot visit Mexico without trying their COKE.